Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
Wow I like the way their corpses smell
that was more creepy as fuck
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket